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A Toddler’s Food Journal

Baby Food Central Reveals the Toddler’s Food Journal

baby child eating healthy food with a spoon

Breakfast
– Milk
– Three small bites of the oatmeal I gestured to and made monkey sounds at until my mom made it. The rest of it is currently in the sink.- Six Tic Tacs that mommy gave me so that I’d be quiet during an episode of Orphan Black.-Three Cheerios found between the couch cushions.

– Half of a string cheese.

Snack

– The scent of one banana.

-1/8th a square of toilet paper.

– What may have been a raisin.

– The liquid from a baby wipe (sucked it out while she was in the bathroom).

– 3-4 pieces of hardened debris from last night’s dinner. Found it in my highchair.

Lunch 

– 12-15 grains of rice

– Tablespoon of shredded chicken

– 1/3 of a carrot stick

– Half of a bread crust found in the trash

– Milk

– My own tears/snot

(Nap)

Snack 

– Four crackers (I crushed the fifth one and sprinkled it into her bra)

– A bunch of halved grapes

– More couch snacks. I think it was an apple chip.

– The dust between buttons on the remote

– One pump of lotion

Dinner

– Nothing

Before Bed

– 6 gallons of my own bath water

-Milk

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